[jazm00n]

OKAY BUT LIKE IMAGINE JIM BEING THE PERSON AWARDING BONES WITH SOME MEDAL OR SOMETHING AND HE STARTS OFF HIS INTRODUCTION LIKE

“Outside he’s tough as nails, but inside he’s a southern belle.”

AND THEN WHEN HE PINS IT ON HIM HE’S JUST LIKE “Here you go…Plum.”

AND THEN LATER JIM GOES ON HIS PADD AND IT OPENS TO A PAGE TITLED “HOW TO SLOWLY POISON YOUR CAPTAIN W/O GETTING CAUGHT”

[sponesaf]

IM SORRY FOR THIS LOL

[make-pasta-not-h8]

I didn’t have internet for a few days so I have some trash 4 u

• Bones: Hey, I just met you.
• Bones: And this is crazy.
• Bones: But one tiny crack in the hull, and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles. See if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding! Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
• Bones: I may throw up on you maybe.

[darlinjim]

when you realize none of you really know what you’re doing

[lorddeath]

leonard mccoy’s entire existence in three screencaps

• ily: i love you
• ilysm: i love you so much
• dptmkotcithaobbitssfmcucuiosawtyspwacoassiyssrwyeabsidadwidas: Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull, and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles. See if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding! Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

• Jim Kirk: are you a big spoon or a little spoon? ;)
• Bones: I'm a knife and I'm going to stab you in the goddamn eye.

• Jim: Wait, where did Bones go?
• Jim: *cups hands to make a megaphone* JIM KIRK SUCKS.
• Bones, from a distance: YOU BET YOUR ASS HE DOES.
• Jim: There he i--WHAT THE FUCK, BONES?!