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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jazm00n
jazm00n

OKAY BUT LIKE IMAGINE JIM BEING THE PERSON AWARDING BONES WITH SOME MEDAL OR SOMETHING AND HE STARTS OFF HIS INTRODUCTION LIKE

“Outside he’s tough as nails, but inside he’s a southern belle.”

AND THEN WHEN HE PINS IT ON HIM HE’S JUST LIKE “Here you go…Plum.”

AND THEN LATER JIM GOES ON HIS PADD AND IT OPENS TO A PAGE TITLED “HOW TO SLOWLY POISON YOUR CAPTAIN W/O GETTING CAUGHT”