OKAY BUT LIKE IMAGINE JIM BEING THE PERSON AWARDING BONES WITH SOME MEDAL OR SOMETHING AND HE STARTS OFF HIS INTRODUCTION LIKE

“Outside he’s tough as nails, but inside he’s a southern belle.”

AND THEN WHEN HE PINS IT ON HIM HE’S JUST LIKE “Here you go…Plum.”

AND THEN LATER JIM GOES ON HIS PADD AND IT OPENS TO A PAGE TITLED “HOW TO SLOWLY POISON YOUR CAPTAIN W/O GETTING CAUGHT”